Monday, March 31, 2008

Marga on the Religious Right (As opposed to the religious left...we love you).



Okay, I am now done blogging for the night. It is getting out of control now that I have learned how to "embed" you tube videos to my page. "Embed" is my new favourite word. It is kind of dirrrrrty, and sort of disturbing...I need to go to sleep.

Pet Shop Boys - Se a vida é



Awww, found this saved to my you tube account from when Heath died. :( It's very cute. Rest in peace angel!

Imagine Me and You...I do.





From my favourite movie ever...and I am not talking about 300, or 311 whatever that shit is called. Although I am sure she is hot in it and I should see it (and that terminator movie she is in).

Mel you have to see this movie. They play dance dance revolution in it :P


Sunday, March 30, 2008

I said no, no, no (well, obviously Amy, wow).



Is Amy Winehouse related to Marilyn Manson? On a more serious note, she really looks rough here...I think she needs an intervention. Maybe after she is done talking things over with Brit, Madonna could give Amy a call. She is way more important for music, after all.

For the record, I love Marilyn Manson.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Cool!


Wow, Ellen Page is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. I also think Michael Cera is hosting the Juno's this year. No wait I'm confused. I think Anne Murray is. No, that can't be right either, it is not 1992.


Wha?


Wow, Samantha Ronson gets around. I wonder what it is about her....I kind of don't get it.

P.S. Wilco are STILL together...

"Diet, Pilates, and Crack"

Kathy!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Don't worry, Jamie-Lynn Spears is getting married. Everything is going to be okay now...

How many homophobes does it take...

to make out in public?

They say that the ones who are the most homophobic are the ones you should watch out for :P


I'm gonna miss it I think

Girls in tight dresses, who drag with mustaches
Chicks driving fast on bikes with long lashes
Women who long love lost, women who give
This is the way, it's the way that we live

Talking, Laughing,
Loving,
Breathing, Fighting,
Fucking,
Crying, Drinking,
Writing,
Winning, Losing,
Cheating,
Kissing, Thinking,
Dreaming.

This is the way, it's the way that we live.
It's the way that we live....And Love...!

Kissing, Thinking, Dreaming


Hey M&M (omg that is totally what I am calling you two from now on!),

I missed the L Word tonight but have no fear ('cause I know you were really concerned) it is on again at 1:30am eastern standard time. I can stay up until then...I have so been researching celebrity lesbians tonight and there really are more than just Ellen and Portia. Go figure! More to come! I know, you do not have to comment...but do, please!

The format of this is really starting to look like one of my web posts.

P.S. What dyke doesn't have that cute little mickey mouse T shirt Leisha is wearing here. I just saw it on sale at Bluenotes.


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I am so not a guitar hero



Guitar hero is not all it is cracked up to be. It might be because I suck though, so I'll keep you all posted (and by "you all," I mean Mel and Martin...the only people who subscribe to the Crawford News Network at this time...I do not think you have to worry about be selling out anytime soon ;-)

Apparently Portia loves guitar hero. That is what Ellen said a month or so ago. She looked hot today but I saw previews from tomorrow's show and I am pretty sure she is dressed as a sailor.




Womyn and Bagpipes wanted


Girlfriend, anyone? I'm available.

P.S. I like that Scottish guy that does late late night on CBS. He reminds me of my homeland...




Monday, March 24, 2008


My bras are too big for me. I need to come to terms with this. Thanks Mel. Perhaps I should just go commando like these chicks. My mom saw this when it was my desktop photo and was totally not clued in. She just went "ooh...a rooster" or something. She has selective attention...

It's a shame...


It really is a shame. Anne Coulter is really hot. It is too bad her whole right-wing extremist thang gets in the way. I bet she is really good in bed. I think her delusions and psychosis could be cured...I mean there is absolutely nothing a little lesbian sex can't fix...Think she'd go for?

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Just a girl? Hella, no!





I think my major obsession with Gwen Stefani has resurfaced. I am not sure why she is walking down the street like this but, judgments aside, HELLO!!!!








Thursday, March 20, 2008

Today


I am unable to think of anything clever to say today. "Iron deficiency!"

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I'm confoooooosed

So wait, Daniel Day-Lewis is married...to a woman!!!!??? I have been seriously misled, and I am not impressed by it.

I get it



50 Cent thinks he runs New York but I am pretty sure it is run by Mary Kate Olson. That is why you call her when there is an emergency.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Hi all and welcome to my blog...



I really don't think Mel Gibson is a good role model for Britney Spears...

"Ring the alarm, elbow, elbow!!!"...That is how it goes right? That sound dirty. Oh, wait...wrong pop tart...you get the gist.


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