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"The birds and the bees talk to their children of David and Victoria Beckham." -Ellen DeGeneres

Happy Anniversary!

So, it is the peace sign's 50th anniversary. Apparently peace is British or something (see news section).

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I'm really glad that they are up on this whole killing bugs thing at my new place but the pesticide is killing me, no cockroach in their right mind would stick around, so why am I? Ah well, it is starting to feel like home. My lungs, throat, and sinus' will catch up, surely. I bought a red desk and a red bookshelf. What was I thinking? It sounds hot but now I need to by something black to go with it. COMMIE COMMIE. Nah, I am just a socialist. Wait, there is a difference right?

This is all I've got. This is getting lame.

I saw Brett Lindros on the subway coming home tonight. At least I think it was him. He looked very familiar and that is my first guess. It could also have been someone I made out with back when I was sexually confuzzled.

Marga on the L Word lol

Proof of Intent

Update

I think Ashley Simpson is knocked up. I do not care, but I think it's true. I have nothing more to say today. I'm tired from carrying this damn trolly around all day. Melanie threatened to steal it...I need to go and tell a trusted adult right away.

Hey!

You know what would be absolutely revolutionary? A video in which a really tough, "troubled," and out going woman with tattoos and a drinking problem sang a song about her boyfriend who was a complete push over....it happens...our society needs to embrace it. It is not only little girls that can be suckers!!!

"Hero Come Running"

This guy's shirt really says "I lie to girls...ABOUT MY SEXUALITY." You just can't see it, eck hem.

I love this Hedley song I just posted about, though the video is such a KHP "trigger" LOL. No wonder these young girls call in and make excuses for their asshole boyfriends. The media plays a huge role I think...well they at least reinforce this stuff...that being a good girl is a female's role, and that being a bad boy is cool... They are so under the impression that the guys they date can't help but be jerks because "guys are different then girl." It makes me cringe some times, as these youngsters are sacrificing themselves (at 13, 14, 15) by trying to "tame" these guys. They work so hard to mold them...trying to make them love and care for them...they figure its because they are "guys" that they act this way and not because they are "just not that in to" them etc...It is really frustrating...grrrr...but yah I love the song. Jacob whatever is cool...deep down...I know it....LOL K Mel...I am getting off my "soap box." Not sure if I even know what that means...I now have the Y&R theme song in my head though....ahhh cricket (kickin' it old skool).

Loving This Song

I really am...I am so sappy lately...I have got to be more sarcastic. I'll recover from this.

Hedley - For The Nights I Can't Remember

I see it in the way you would do
When no one else could ever get through
Holding back til I come around
Time and time again you wait for me to comin'
And did you really look my way?
Cuz no one coulda seen this coming
I would never let you down
If I was running back working full time

So I can and I will and you'll see your hero come running
Over and over tonight

And I do wanna love you
If you see me running back
And I do wanna try
Because if falling for you girl is crazy
Then I'm going out of my mind
So hold back your tears this time

Me, I'm used to being tired and bloody
But you believed that I could be somebody
You put your world on hold for me
Gave away to follow, feel you through the fire
I need you to know I will
Believe me girl I'm so tired of running
I just wanna hold your hand
Stare at you like you've got everything I need

And I can so I will and you'll see your hero come running
Over and over tonight

And I do wanna love you
If you see me running back
And I do wanna try
Because if falling for you girl is crazy
Then I'm going out of my mind
So hold back your tears this time

And what if I never said to you I was dynamite
And what if I never told you I'm afraid to cry
What if I never let you down
And said I'm sorry for the nights I can't remember
What if I never said to you I would try

And I do wanna love you
(If you see me running back)
And I do wanna try
Because if falling for you girl is crazy
Then I'm going out of my mind
So hold back your tears this time

Hold back your tears this time

Memories, all alone in the moonlight.

I sang memories for one of my vocal exams in high school. NT was hardcore for music.

I saw Tegan and Sara at the phoenix a few years ago. Alright, well my friend Diana and I saw the last two songs...sort of...we were at my psycho ex's house and got really stoned and forget that it started even though the venue was across the street from his house (that's right...HIS house...he was very effeminate though). We got so out of it and eventually decided to try and mosey on over to see the end...we walked and walked and walked (for what seemed like seconds) through the snow covered parking lot to the club...I barely remember it...but you can't beat bi/dyke twins!!! SO we had to try. We had to eat each other but we made it over there.

L.A. needs INK

I want a tattoo!

I'm gonna use the process as a relatively safe and clean (and pretty) self-harming mechanism.

Time

Me being reflective...*sigh*

Chantal Kreviazuk - Time

Time, where did you go?
Why did you leave me here alone?
Wait, don't go so fast
I'm missing the moments as they pass
Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer
So wait for me this time
I'm down I'm down on my knees I'm begging for all your sympathy
But you (I'm just an illusion) you don't seem to care (I wish that I could)
You humble people everywhere (I don't mean to hurt you)
Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer
I'll take what you give me. Please know that I'm learning
So wait for me this time
I should've know better
I shouldn't have wasted those days
And afternoons and mornings
I threw them all away
Now this is my time
I'm going to make this moment mine.
(I shouldn't have wasted those days)
I'll take what you give me. Please know that I'm learning
I've looked in the mirror
My world's getting clearer
So wait for me this time

Feedback!

I have never really been a huge Janet Jackson fan but now I am intrigued. I love her new single...for some reason... I am now picturing her on the cover of one of her CD's...it was one of my first CD's, when they were just coming out...Dance Mix '92 (get out with OPP ya you know me...or something), Old School Maria, and Old School Janet). I think it was 1994...anyways, what was I saying? Yah, I love the new single and I've been checking out her website. I totally endorse the Janet. Not the Michael...but the Janet for sure. This definitely pleased me:

4/3/08

Ellen DeGeneres to present Janet with GLAAD Award

"We are delighted to honor Janet Jackson at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles as such a visible, welcoming and inclusive ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community," said GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano. "Ms. Jackson has a tremendous following inside the LGBT community and out, and having her stand with us against the defamation that LGBT people still face in our country is extremely significant."

Giuliano added, "We are also thrilled that Ellen DeGeneres, a former GLAAD Media Award honoree, will present the Vanguard Award to Ms. Jackson. Any time a media legend like Ms. DeGeneres wants to share in our celebration of fair, accurate and inclusive media representation, we are honored to have her."

"I have received a number of awards throughout my career but I am so proud to be receiving the Vanguard Award from GLAAD," said Jackson. "Since it's inception in 1985, GLAAD has taken the lead in making sure that people will no longer be judged by their gender identity or sexual orientation. I applaud them for their continued work and thank them for this honor from the bottom of my heart."

The Vanguard Award is presented to media professionals who, through their work, have increased the visibility and understanding of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. Past recipients include Charlize Theron, Antonio Banderas, Eric McCormack, Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minnelli and Whoopi Goldberg.

Janet Jackson has been a long-time ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community. In 1997, the National Black Lesbian and Gay Leadership Forum applauded her use of sexual orientation themes in her top-selling album, The Velvet Rope, which received the award for Outstanding Music Album at the 9th Annual GLAAD Media Awards. Jackson has also been awarded for her work with AIDS activism by the AIDS Project Los Angeles and the Human Rights Campaign.

Yep.

Can you see it?

I think I'm in love.

Who the heck is this? ROWR. Why am I like a teenage boy?

A league of her own...XOXO

I am so sick and tired of people talking bad about Rosie O Donnell. It is just so passe. Not to mention that the woman is a fucking genius!!!! Leave her and hers alone!!! Peace. XOXO

Big Surprise!

On Ellen....The monologue was great! Hilarious. Turns out the surprise announcement at the end of the show was that David Beckham is gonna be on the show next week. The news almost gave my father a heart attack as I think he is secretly in love with David...or Posh...or both. I am pretty sure my dad is bi.

"Cricket"

I have had a crush on her since I was six. She played Christine Blair on the Young and the Restless for 20 odd years. When I look back and think...Hmmm signs that I was gay...She comes to mind. I have been watching the Y&R since I was in grade 1. Is that bad? I haven't really seen it in months but you can catch up very quickly. Not much changes overtime.

The Return of Saturn

The best band in the land is working on new material. I think I am going to have an orgasm.

"Born Again Yoga"

Hm.

Um, maybe next year?

The Panic Train

What is it about being on the subway in Toronto that makes people go absolutely insane? Today this one girl (who was actually kind of cute) was mouthing the words to something silently while starring straight ahead. She did not stop even when I looked at her all annoyed and confused. I can only assume she has some kind of OCD, and who wouldn't being on that train!?

I feel pretty crazy myself when I sit down on it. I am just waiting for something strange or gross to happen and usually it does! If you are paranoid, it will come. Is that not the saying? My heart starts beating fast, and I can barely breathe when on the subway. I think its a giant anti-CNN conspirarcy...Anyways, just when I thought I have seen and heard all I would for the day, my worst nightmare (and surely OCD girl's as well) came true...

This woman came on and started chowing down on a harvy's hamburger which her bare hands. Plus, she was licking her fingers! Ew!!! She did look completely satisfied afterwards, however, and the burger did look very good but come on people! Please show some edicate...no one is that busy that they have to down a big rubbery meat thing with their germ invested hands, are they?

OCD girl got off at the next stop and I think it was more than just a coincidence...

Elvira Kurt...Top 10

SUMMERTIME AND THE TRAVELING IS EASY (WITH THESE GUIDELINES)
TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE CROSSING THE BORDER

#10. “Yeah I have something to declare: President Bush is an idiot.”
#9. “I did not say I had a bomb, I said Mariah Carey did.”
#8. “I have no idea how that flyer for the ‘Anal Fisting Weekend’ got into my bag. I told you, my friend and I are just going to my cousin’s wedding. In Provincetown.”
#7. “Of course I’m not trying to stay here illegally, your health care blows.”
#6. “Yes, my bag is full of wigs, make-up and strange costumes, but I’m not a terrorist, I’m a drag queen / I’m a drag king/ I’m Cher.”
#5. “Purpose of my visit? To sell this bag of ecstasy in the Castro. I mean, whale-watching in Monterrey.”
#4. “Are you sure I didn’t meet you at a bathhouse? I never forget a holster.”
#3. “So exactly how many terrorists have you caught with those tough ‘packed your own bags-have they been with you the whole time’ security questions?”
#2. “Oh Mary, just stamp my damn passport and move on.”

And the Number One thing to not say when you cross the border:
“Can you skip right to the cavity search?"

What does a gay look, look like Mr. Leno? Grow up.

From: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny-etjay025635101apr02,0,2942270.story

Jay Leno apologized yesterday for on-air remarks he made during a chat with Ryan Phillippe

"Wow," replied Phillippe, 33. "That is so something I don't want to do."Yesterday, the gay rights group GLAAD condemned the remarks."We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor," said GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano. "Under the guise of comedy, the talk-show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology." that were then criticized by gay activists and others, People magazine reports."In talking about Ryan's first role, I realize that what I said came out wrong," the host of NBC's "Tonight Show" said in a statement. "I certainly didn't mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb thing to say, and I apologize." Phillippe's first role was as a gay teen on the soap "One Life to Live."While talking with Phillippe, whose appearance aired March 19 and was keyed to his new movie "Stop-Loss," Leno, 57, said to the actor, "Can you give me, like - say that camera is your gay lover ... "Despite Phillippe's instant discomfort, Leno went on to say, "Can you give me your 'gayest look?'"

If anyone looks like they "transmit diseases," it's this guy.

"Conservative MP Tom Lukiwski apologized Thursday after a 16-year-old videotape surfaced in which he makes offensive remarks about homosexuals (p.s. I love how we are still using this word). "

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/TopStories/ContentPosting.aspx?feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V2&showbyline=True&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20080403%2ftape_sask_080403

Silence of The Lesbians

Not Anymore, apparently. Thanks Martin! How did I not know this.

I really hope you have seen the brave one :)

Marga!!!

I just found out she is going to be at buddy's and bad times on May 1st. I cannot wait! Who wants to go? Wait, Mel how keen are you on me going to that Verve thing? I am guessing not very considering I put up those Hanson pics and you said we are no longer friends. That hurts btw!!!

Come on people...Let's face it

The Jonas Brothers are no Hanson.

Two terms in office...

It took 8 years but this is what it comes down to.