Has she always been this hot? And is she still "crazy?"

Anne Heche is my favourite person to talk about from now on. She is all kinds of crazy and I love it. I really need to read her book. I wish Kathy Griffin would talk about her in her act. Maybe if she sees this creepy dog picture...

Having said this, she's really hot. In fact, she's funny too and I really love the way she conducts herself on Letterman (that bitch). So, she's a little nutty! Who isn't? A little "bizarre and delusional behaviour" never hurt anyone. Eck hem...spoken like a true counsellor.

My favourite heterosexual couple together again

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams aren't just back together; they are immediately the cutest couple ever. Sorry, sorry, I can try to contain my excitement, but these photos are just the icing on the cake of the already amazing news that the duo are giving it another shot. You all seem as thrilled about the reunion as we are, so hopefully this gallery brightens up your Friday too. There are more than 50 photos in this gallery of the couple having lunch together in Toronto yesterday. She's sitting on his lap! Feeding each other! Kissing! Love it

Could not have put it better myself.

Stefani The Second Is Born
by Ryan Porter

Crazy baby name alert! Gwen Stefani gave birth to her second child on Thursday, a boy named Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. He joins brother Kingston, 2. Not sure when Gwen and her husband Gavin Rossdale became Jamaican Rastafarians, but hey, considering his mom will likely be dressing him in cheetah prints and moon boots, this might just work. Zuma was born at 12:46 pm PST after Gwen checked in early Thursday morning. He weighed 8.5 pounds. "Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy," a rep said. Happy is not even scratching the surface of what Gwen's feeling. She's so baby crazy she was probably singing to birds during labour. But really, congratulations. If Kingston has been any indication, Zuma will be a very cool kid.

I am a little bit obsessed

Oh wow, and I thought Knox was trouble...

Hello my name is Zuma Nesta Rock and I am a little white baby. I am not related to Bob Marley but my parents really like him. I can get away with having this name because they are very rich and famous.

I think Martin put it best when he stated: "That's so embarassing."

Update

So, apparently Ellen and Portia got married and I was not invited. How rude! Alright...but seriously that's pretty cool. They went for the small, intimate wedding. Interesting choice. They did have the chance to make a statement. Have a big blow out! That is not Ellen's style though. In her mind the personal is not so much political. Ah well, maybe that's for the best! I wish them well. There is a big age difference which really scares me. But who the fuck cares what scares me? Lol

In other news, I am obsessed with Jessica Zelinka. She is some sort of Olympic athlete or something (who cares really). She is HOT. I will be posting many pictures once I am able to (once I have the Internet back). I am at the fucking library and you cannot save anything here. These people are a bunch of nazi's. You can't even cut and paste. Perhaps I am just slooooooow.

My wrist hurts.

Peace out,

LA

P.S. Does anyone else find it sad that Michael Phelps has won more medals than the entire Canadian team combined? Just putting it out there...